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If I were wearing any…

….panties, they’d seriously be flying off me right now.  Rob Pattinson is going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair this December and a bunch of pictures leaked over the last 24 hours. I’m seriously in drool clean up mode right now.  Let us take a moment to oogle and ahhhh over the wonder of this fine, fine male specimen.

Twilight

On my drive in to work today I was daydreaming (isn’t that what you’re supposed to do while operating a motor vehicle) about Twilight, and how it was all my co-workers fault that I fell in love with those damn sparkly vampires last summer.  It has since consumed a lot of my free time.

I’ve read the books twice, watched the movie in the theatre as well as my snazzy 3-disc DVD.  I read fanfiction based on the stories as well as participate in discussions on Twilight based forums.   Before you check me for bite marks, I assure you it is all in jest.  I am fully aware that these books are geared for teens.  I KNOW that Edward Cullen isn’t the perfect man (over protective, stalking, won’t put out and wants to kill you constantly) and I can appreciate that.  I like to read fan fic that tries to correct what S.Meyer fucked up in the first place.  The discussion forums I participate in are of like minded people.  We know Jacob sucks, Renesmee should never have happened and that Bella is a whiny harpy.  It’s all part of the fun.

Perhaps the most disturbing part of my obessession with all things Twilight would be my love of Rpattz.  My picture folder for him on my laptop has more saved photos than I would ever admit to on this blog.  I will admit that he crept up my top 5 list and knocked JT off the #1 spot.  I don’t even really like him in the character of Sullen Cullen.  I enjoy the bumbling, drunk, messy, hobo of a man.  Messy hair? Right on.  Three days of beard growth? I’ll show you where to scratch.  Wrinkled clothes?  Rawr.   I’ll watch anything with him in it, read anything about him and not feel at all dirty about the fact that I’m a good 10 years older.

So, if anything, maybe I should thank that co-worker for introducing me to the books so many “new moons” ago (you see what I did there?).

Instead of the term Cougar, I prefer Mountain Lion. It is Edwards favorite snack.

Rpattz in Cannes

You’ve gotta feel bad for the guy. How mortifying is it to have to stand there making faces at 50 different cameras. I’m embarrassed just watching it.  I guess that’s why they get paid the big bucks, but I don’t know how he  did it without laughing, puking or flipping them all the bird.    He does look good though.